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This year I'm well prepared to have my most woke Christmas ever, thanks to 'The Snowflake's Guide to Christmas'.
I had no idea how offensive and triggering to millennials my past Christmas antics had been. As an ignorant 'noflake' I was shocked to know how many issues there were with Christmas trees, turkey's, presents -especially the secret Santa gift - new year resolutions, office parties, Christmas movies, and so much more. I particularly appreciated the Snowflake's letter to Santa and will be getting a copy for my niece to start her on her journey to future woke Christmases early.
Get that the but roast ready, the fair trade mince pies on order, and the bland and boring recyclable brown parcel paper for wrapping plastic-free gifs, I'm all set for my millenium-friendly, non-triggring Christmas. Happy holidays everyone!!!