What is a waste of time?
This book.
What is a waste of time and is very long-winded?
Still this book.
What is a waste of time, is very long-winded and has a non-sensical conclusion?
This book again.
What is a waste of time, is very long-winded, has a non-sensical conclusion but has easy-to-read words?
Hey look, it's this book.
What is a waste of time, is very long-winded, has a non-sensical conclusion but has easy-to-read words and pictures that children will enjoy?
Just in case you didn't realise, it's this book.
What is a waste of time, is very long-winded, has a non-sensical conclusion but has easy-to-read words and pictures that children will enjoy, and feels like a bad rip off of a Dr Seuss-style story?
This book yet again.
What is a waste of time, is very long-winded, has a non-sensical conclusion but has easy-to-read words and pictures that children will enjoy, feels like a bad rip off of a Dr Seuss-style story and gets boring for adults to read as it's so repetitive?
Nope, it's not this book, it's a zebra.
This book.
What is a waste of time and is very long-winded?
Still this book.
What is a waste of time, is very long-winded and has a non-sensical conclusion?
This book again.
What is a waste of time, is very long-winded, has a non-sensical conclusion but has easy-to-read words?
Hey look, it's this book.
What is a waste of time, is very long-winded, has a non-sensical conclusion but has easy-to-read words and pictures that children will enjoy?
Just in case you didn't realise, it's this book.
What is a waste of time, is very long-winded, has a non-sensical conclusion but has easy-to-read words and pictures that children will enjoy, and feels like a bad rip off of a Dr Seuss-style story?
This book yet again.
What is a waste of time, is very long-winded, has a non-sensical conclusion but has easy-to-read words and pictures that children will enjoy, feels like a bad rip off of a Dr Seuss-style story and gets boring for adults to read as it's so repetitive?
Nope, it's not this book, it's a zebra.